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Wednesday, April 23. 2008

If God Wrote Code


Not sure what category to put this under..Religion? Geeking Out? Introspect? I think it's some of all of those.

If God Wrote Code..

  • It would be bug-free. No patches, no service packs.
  • 1.0, which means that one release would have every feature required. And, as new requirements were found, the software would already have this feature implemented.
  • User Interface. The software would work the right way and feel the right way, regardless of the user.
  • Everything. Regardless of the application, the software would solve the problem.
  • Adaptive. My install and your install might be very different, because the software would know us, know what the requirements are, and install itself according. It would also change with us. And change us over time to be more like Him.
  • We don't have to use it. But using it makes us better.
What do you think? Comments welcome.

G
Posted by Coy Thorp in Introspect at 09:57 | Comments (3) | Trackbacks (0)

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"If God Wrote Code"? Come on! Obviously, he does. He just writes it in a VFHLL.

Contrary to popular belief, Genesis 1 does not describe an unbelievable compact Perl script.

-Tom
#1 TomL (Homepage) on 2008-04-24 17:20 (Reply)
He sent His Son to compile once and for all, to debug our error and warning-filled Vim screens and implement our missing functions. All His work is a pointer to an array of His glory. Someday when our program terminates, His deconstructor will have cleaned up all of our garbage.

:o)

Seriously.. how about not having to reinstall it?
#2 Jeremy (Homepage) on 2008-04-27 11:58 (Reply)
I'm not even sure if I can comment on the nerdyness of this post. Who think about things like God writing Code besides you and apparently the previous two commenter!! But on another note thanks for another great lesson last night!
#3 haley (Homepage) on 2008-04-28 12:21 (Reply)

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