Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Star Trek

It's true.

1. Chicks dig a man in uniform.
2. All negotiations can be enhanced by a double axe handle chop to the shoulder blades.
3. When heading into the unknown, take your two best friends and a guy you can throw to the wolves.
4. Everyone looks good in a double-breasted pin stripe suit and a fedora.
5. Small, cute, furry things are more trouble than they're worth.
6. Your life can be enhanced if your soundtrack is performed by Queen.
7. Girls are pretty, and going to great lengths to impress them is never a bad idea.
8. You haven't lived until you've had Romulan Ale.
9. The universe is full of strange things.
10. The line between confidence and arrogance is very thin, and easily crossed.
11. There is no room for prejudice.
12. Communication sometimes requires a funny looking thing in your ear.
13. No life is complete without faith and logic.
14. Try to leave things the way you found them.
15. People that wear red shirts always die.  Horribly.
16. In the future, bathrooms will no longer be required.
17. Better technology and increased firepower doesn't guarantee the win.
18. Pausing while you speak helps people understand you.
19. If you can raise one eyebrow, you are the coolest guy ever.
20. You can always give a little more, even if you don't think "she" can take it.
21. Warp cores are easily replaceable.
22. Space is pretty.
23. Value isn't imparted by monetary worth.
24. The best job in the world is the captain of a starship.